...no, no you can't. That mace is made of a metal that has properties that I don't think even Carter here knows the full extent of. Sorry, Siryn, that mace has literally been to hell and back. You could no sooner sing it to shards than you could sing the Claw of Horus to shards.
Nightwing? Oracle could probably take on a hoard of fangirls without so much as breaking a sweat. Ollie's a good choice, but let Hector off the hook, his wife just came back from... whatever she was... and left him.
Booster Gold would enjoy it entirely too much. We don't want to encourage them. I say we send their heaviest hitters after John Constantine by telling them that he really does look like Keanu Reeves. They won't stand a chance.
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Anyone else we can distract them with? What about Hector, or Mr. Queen?
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Nightwing? Oracle could probably take on a hoard of fangirls without so much as breaking a sweat. Ollie's a good choice, but let Hector off the hook, his wife just came back from... whatever she was... and left him.
And... leave Blue Beetle far out of this.
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Nightwing's a fine looking one, he is. We'll leave Hector be for now. What about Booster, or Connor? Connor's suited, because he won't panic. Or Kon?
(SOO doing this. So doing this.)
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Booster Gold would enjoy it entirely too much. We don't want to encourage them. I say we send their heaviest hitters after John Constantine by telling them that he really does look like Keanu Reeves. They won't stand a chance.
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We only go after them if they're on the hitlist. *Takes a drink from her soda bottle sitting nearby*